emojustinyoung:

"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,

relatetable:

asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

image

postllimit:

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”